Nothing Happened

That's a headline I want to see on a newspaper someday.

No newspaper today, coz it's independence day.

I was wondering what will happen if one day, everybody woke up and did nothing besides the ordinary. Everything they did during the day had no impact whatsoever on the fate of mankind. They just walked around, went to work, had a few donuts or so, went home, and watched a little television before going to sleep. The more interesting people, say politicians, you know, people who regularly appear on the papers, worked on laws that people really don't care about. Perhaps they just discussed what the national flower should really be the entire day (which, at the end of the day, they agreed it to be sampaguita).

Nada. Nothing to write about for that day. The newspaper the following morning will read: NOTHING HAPPENED. Instead of the Inquirer being like 50 pages long, it'll just be 2 pages. One is the headlines, consisting of the "NOTHING HAPPENED" line, and blank space below it. The second page will be the comics section. Probably a few sudoku puzzles here and there.

Well, I rambled on for a few paragraphs. Who would've thought writing about nothing can go on for quite a few lines. I just wasted a couple of minutes of your day. Precious seconds you can never have back. Mwahahaha >:)

That's all. Everybody have a great weak. GO MIAMI! MIAMI IN 6!!