not a morning person

It was an ordinary morning in the Tay residence. I woke up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee and hot pandesal. As I was walking towards the dining room, suddenly 25 uzi wielding ninjas appeared out of nowhere! Good thing I was awake, else I wouldn't had been able to defend myself. After the bloodbath, I continued to the kitched have breakfast.

No, actually nothing like that happened. Early morning are the pits. Even ninjas wake up at 10am. I agree with Jessica Zafra, anyone who willingly gets up at 7am and isn't in the agricultural sector are only doing so to mock us late risers.. The only consolation of having to wake up at this abysmal time is having a breakfast meal in Jollibee or Mcdo. Mmmm... longganisa meal.

That is why the people waiting in line in the above mentioned fastfoods are in a pretty crabby mood (me included), they just aren't morning people.

If you make me the supreme ruler of the earth, I will outlaw working before 9am! Furthermore, I will subtract a day from the week. Five weekdays is just too freakin long. Plus, I will ban Orange and Lemons from singing. BLECH.