Free time? Don't watch Sugo.

I was watching the news a while ago, it was showing the jewelry of Imelda Marcos on TV. One was a big ruby with diamonds all around, the other was a set composed of a diamond-studded tiara and earrings and shit. The combined price of both was around two million dollars O.O

And there they were, debating whether the jewelries (400+ of them, only the 2 were shown in detail), should be sold. What the hell are all these morons talking about?!? Look at the country, fools. You got millions of Filipinos starving to death and you dipshits are arguing if the jewelries, which were probably bought by using the money of the same starving Filipinos, should be kept in display. Oh wow! Fat lot of help that does to the country. I'm sure LOOKING at the pretty stones will fill up the stomach. Bastards.

I switched channels and watched Conan instead. That's better.

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I lived for 21 years now and sadly, the quality of Filipino action series/movies is still as crappy as ever. I mean cmon, I'd rather watch really old chinese kung fu flicks with cheesy graphics than sitting through one whole show of, oh say, Sugo. At least the kung fu guys can really FIGHT.

I'm not bashing just Sugo, I'm talking about most Filipino action series/movies. I can't stand a bunch of pretty boys punch and kick each other in a sissy way then think they're sooo cool. You suck! Got it? If someone laughs at you in public places, like cafeterias, because you starred in a crappy action seriers like ummm... a random example will be Pintados, you don't have the right to give the look.

Seriously, who choreographs the fight scenes of these shows? I think they're trying to save a few cents so they hired a drunken monkey to direct the fight scenes. After a while, they noticed that no improvements are taking place, so they hired three more drunken monkeys. No offense to monkeys. Those guys are mean SOB's O.O Don't force your actors to do jet lee moves ok?

Oh don't get me started on the "special effects" *snicker*. Ah yes, Darna. They boasted that they used the flying technique in the Matrix. Holy shit! Were you guys wasted while watching the Matrix? O.O Keanu Reeves starred in the Matrix, not Christopher Reeve. Don't confuse em. Matrix is a really popular movie to ripoff, especially the famous "bullet time". Unfortunately, not all bullet times look astig. Example: Sugo. Bad guy shoots bullet, good guy catches bullet with fingers, all done in bullet time. Unfortunately, instead of the desired "oooh" reaction, I did the not-so-desired "blech" vomit reaction. Talk about ugly.

I can hear some of you say: "Why don't you make your own action movie, let's see if you can do better." Oh I will do better, a lot better that these crap. Just give me the money to do it and I'll escape to the Carribeans, i mean I'll make the stupid movie.

But then again, I'd rather be an actor in a crappy action series than doing what I do every day. Bah. I'm just a bitter bitter man XD If by any chance, one of the actors/actresses of those shows were to read my blog, they'd probably comment something like:

Yeah, whay you said is true, but look at how much money I have.

Then I'd reply something like,

Oh yeah? Well... ummm.... errrm... Just you wait! When I am also rich and famous, I'd have a blistering witty retort and you'll be devastated by then!

Man, lucky actors. ><