RPG characters horoscope for the day
Magic Emperor Ghaleon
Change your title, heroes don't find it very intimidating. You're bad guy speech also needs much improvement. Work on new taunts, or else white dragons might just laugh at your face. Try sticking to (Kuja) because you'll look good in comparison. Those guys are the worst dressers and taunters. Your lucky color is black.
Kuja
Although people have no problems with your homosexuality, try hiding it when facing the heroes. Wearing thongs is not appropriate when appearing in public. Think of all the kids. And enough with the canary bit. You will find out your reason of existence today, which sounds suspiciously like an anime you we're watching.
Tifa
Beware of waldrobe malfunction, especially during victory poses after random encounters. Buy a good book, this will be especially useful when your summons take an awfully long time to smite the enemies, especially the knights. When you obtain the W-summon materia, buy another good book. Your lucky number is 7.
Mcdohl
A new quest awaits you today. Although it has no connection to you whatsoever, you will have to accept it because it's your destiny to do so. During your journeys, talk to all odd colored large animals you may encounter. They are most probably going to join your cause. Your lucky number is 108.
Squal
You will meet your childhood friends today. All of them at once. Write it down. You might forget it. Saving the world is not as important as playing cards, remember to challenge everyone you see, especially the person who sends you on a quest to save the world.
Quina
Ask your friends why you are always excluded in the party. You deserve to know. You may be wondering what they are talking about behind your back while you were eating frogs. I'll tell you. You are the lamest character in the entire rpg world.Your friends are trying to sell you to the black market for some gil.
Cloud
Despite an incoming meteor that will probably end all life in your world, you will still find time to goof around in the local carnival. More psychobabble to come this week, soon you will confront all those voices in your head. A person very close to you will die, don't level her up.
Sabin
Believe in yourself and your potential. Despite looking like a muscle bound clod, you can learn how to perform the most powerful, mind draining magicks. Soon you'll be using that instead of the martial arts move thought to you by your master. Fight those brontosaurs to cast magic at 1mp only!
Crono
Your future is murky, probably because of all your time traveling. As of now, there is 18 possible predictions of your destiny. Visit the local haunted house. It will probably save your life. Improving your skills is always a good idea. Take up some communication classes, you need help in speaking up.
Fei
Control your Id. You won't want to have your Id physically manifest itself and blow up the village and all the people you grew up with. But then again, you life journey starts there. A very deep and philosophical journey, filled with various concepts of eternal recurrence, religious babble, psychoanalysis, etc. Chances are you won't understand it so I suggest you get a Purpose
Driven™ walkthrough.
Mog
Despite being a moogle, you will still be able to learn magic. Just be sure to visit the various places and dance.


