Living my life, 5 minutes at a time. coz im BORED!

I can't believe it. 5 min. >< There must've been a spatio-temporal distortion of some sort that's causing space and time to contract into a pocket universe that moves relatively slower than the other universes in the continum. I have no idea what i'm talking about. But lookie, 3 extra lines of crap. That's my motto in life. Waste cyberspace, its free.

I've been practicing the one hand revolution the entire day. Its cutting a deck of cards in such a way that the top packet revolves down while the bottom packet goes up, all done in one hand. Quite an eye candy actually. Ah, another step to becoming a street magician. Am I bored or what? But then again, i really like doing card tricks. I really enjoy it when my audiece gets a good laugh (but sadly, they're laughing because of my poor performance. I show you, I'll show you all! *insert evil laugh* muwahahahaha). Anyway, I'm getting better, I think. Sleight of hands aren't a piece of cake ya know?

Toooddlelooo...