Friday the 13th... O.O
Today is the dreaded (or is it.. o.O) Friday the 13th!
Seriously, since today is Friday the 13th, nothing that goes wrong is you're fault. Blame everything on the infamous superstition! Weeee~ I just hope that we have more Friday the 13th's. That way, we can get away with a lots of stuff. So to all you guys reading this post this Friday.. go home. Tell you're boss you suddenly have this splitting headache, sore back, and stomach problems. Then blame in on Friday the 13th! Curse this day in front of him. Then as you drive home, praise this happy happy day (assuming of course that you're boss uses an Anglo Saxon calendar and knows that today is friday the 13th, if he uses a lunar calendar or something then your excuse probably won't work.)
Headline tomorrow: Pesos falls by 10 centavos, experts blame inflation and Friday the 13th.
posted by Fred @ 12:15 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
damn you... i didn't even know today was friday the 13th until you told me.
so any misfortune that comes over me is YOUR fault
errrm
aren't you supposed to be the harbringer of misfortune? O.o
must be tough being black huh?... discrimination and all. got any white cat friends?
isn't it very unlucky if you and you're friends (all black cats i presume) go out together? crossing each other's paths and all. It compounds the unluckiness each one of you brings. Here's a tip, if you see bright headlights, don't stand there and freeze coz you'll probably get run over.
you do realize that there's no such thing as an Anglo Saxon calendar right?
Julian Calendar perhaps?
there's an anglo saxon something right? isn't it the calendar?
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